Among Other Things

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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hisoker:

THATS HOW THE DO THEY PATTERN THING THE SQUARE THING MY WEEABOO HEART IS YELLING

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

jerkidiot:

my prediction for Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (x)

kuronumasawakos:

ACTUALLY YES VERY ACCURATE

kuronumasawakos:

ACTUALLY YES VERY ACCURATE

tachibanamakotosbutt:

isnowfairy:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'it's okay, I'll pay'

"I wrote this fanfiction of your otp for you"

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks, bro. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks, bro. [via]